July 2010
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“Something to think about later.”
– Area Man, pulling a newspaper out of his mouth.
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Area Man Finds Dictionary Useful
Last Tuesday, two days before what he said was his dissertation, Area Man discovered what he would later call, “a miracle,” deep in the “caverns of his bookcase.” Area Man maintained that there were so many that, “of course I didn’t know I had one of those, I couldn’t have possibly read through all of these books. Many of them were given to me by friends...